From September 27, 2007
...so, the waitress at the restaurant we were at tonight was an English lit major, and apparently hated her boss.
My colleagues and I kept trying to get her to recite poetry for us... so by the end of the night, she wrote this limerick...
There once was a douchebag named Chad
and I'm pretty sure he is a fag.
He has a small dick, and acts like a prick,
and when it comes to getting laid, he's bad.
Pretty good for off the cuff. I bought her a drink.
It's in green, because limericks always seem Irish to me...