Originally written January 24, 2009:
J: What time do you want us in bed?
Me: Well, it's Saturday night. Not like you have school tomorrow.
J: Yeah, but it's already past nine o'clock...
Me: So? You can't stay up late and have fun once in a while? I think you can. What's wrong with that?
E: You're like.. the best dad. Ever.
That kid knows how to get his way.