Some people have weird conversations online.. mine are usually in person, and more than likely on a 6AM flight. The passenger, a woman sitting next to me on the flight, decided to strike up a conversation…

Woman: “Oh, I’m so hungry I’m going to pass out.”

Me: *smiling to acknowledge her*

Woman: “Why is it you get so hungry this early in the morning?”

Me: “Uh.. because.. you didn’t eat all night?”

Woman: “Yeah, but if I wasn’t up and going I wouldn’t be so hungry.”

Me: “Because… you’d still be sleeping?”

Why must people be talkative so early?