Standing at the coffee & creamer counter, trying to get a napkin.
Woman: Sorry, did you need creamer? Am I in your way?
Me: No, just a napkin, thanks.
W: You don't put anything in your coffee?
W: Typical Chicagoan.
M: Umm.. no, I just landed here to catch another flight. I'm not from Chicago.
W: Well, still. Seems to be a Chicago thing, drinking your coffee black.
M: I just... like.. coffee to be coffee.
W: But it's still weird.
M: .... Ok. Have a nice day then.
Lady, I'm sure there are a thousand other reasons I can give you to consider me weird. The way I drink my coffee is way, WAY low on that list.