Originally from August 31, 2007:

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I am always trying to help out my friends.

For example, out at a bar tonight....

Random Girl: Oh, my back is so sore, I have so many knots that need to be worked out...

Etch: (quickly rubbing her back) I can work out all your knots, baby.

Me: Yeah, if you have your tubes tied, he can probably work out those knots too...

Best. Wing-Man. Ever.