Tag: funny

A Disturbance in the Force, You Say?

I thought I found this original screen play for Star Wars at garage sale. Then I read it...

Luke: "Are you all right? What's wrong?"

Obig-One: "I felt a great disturbance in the force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

(Enter stage left - Hand Solo zipping up his pants)

(Enter stage left - Princess Laidya, wiping the corners of her mouth)

Ahhh yes... it was actually Star Whores...