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Tag: funny
A Disturbance in the Force, You Say?
I thought I found this original screen play for Star Wars at garage sale. Then I read it...
Luke: "Are you all right? What's wrong?"
Obig-One: "I felt a great disturbance in the force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
(Enter stage left - Hand Solo zipping up his pants)
(Enter stage left - Princess Laidya, wiping the corners of her mouth)
Ahhh yes... it was actually Star Whores...
Evolution
Angler Fish. They are pretty damn crazy.
Evolution
I think we can all afford to take a nap!
Evolution
Millions of years of natural selection, and we still have these?
The Immortal Words of George Zipp.
"Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
I need a pep talk like that today...