It was a bit of a surprise when I was actually awarded a Yelpie for Community Choice this past December. I guess I always assumed since I've provided their photography, and occasionally videography services since 2012 I just wasn't eligible to get an award.
But then there is that moment when I have to video my own award acceptance. That's not something you get to see at every awards show....
We'll see if Raju is serious about wanting to move to Buffalo...
Funny blog article about WHY YOU SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC SIGN.
For Libra:
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
It’s not that you suck at relationships, it’s that everyone else sucks at relationships.
Seriously. You’re totally out of place in the cold-hearted world of modern dating. You genuinely care about people and want to form relationships with them. You’re not interested in commitment just for the sake of commitment, but it’s hard to find someone who isn’t scared off by wanting something real. You’ll stop sucking when everyone else wises up (or you find another Libra to get with).
I'm sorry. I had to laugh. I'm not sure if I've read anything based on my Zodiac sign before that is this fucking accurate.
People have a lot of sex in the cold months of winter... why haven't I met more Libras?
Vermont on the cusp of legalizing marijuana, entirely. See the article HERE
As if hippies needed another reason to go to Vermont?
Going to be a lot of fat hippies, laying amidst piles of empty Ben & Jerry's cartons....
I think I'm going to use THIS VOGON POETRY GENERATOR to write all of my poetry for now on.
Look at this masterpiece!
See, see the Troubled sky
Marvel at its big Day-Glow Orange depths.
Tell me, Donald Trump do you
Wonder why the Bernie Sanders ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel distraught.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your scabbrugulins facial growth
That looks like
A Rancid Orange Cheddar Cheese
What's more, it knows
Your pussygrabber potting shed
Smells of money.
Everything under the big Troubled sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm Republican Policies.
Killing time I guess. These quizes are awful.
Seriously, I belong in Mensa? No, sorry... even if 80% of the population can't get 6 out of 12, it doesn't prove I'm a genius, it just proves I pay attention. Most people don't.
Give it a try and let me know what you get. The QUIZ IS HERE.
This is why we can't have nice things.
The depths unwind the fabric of time
In a masquerade of all that would be
Icy, cold castles
Of inky black sea
Winds blow over time
Frothing the waves into mist
A dancing ghost of spirit on the highest crests
Flirting between the air and the sea
Begging so desperately to be
Currents flowing warm above the limitless depths
Cold and dark
And unexplored
Unknown
To be discovered only by trying
And providing a light of your own
The unyeilding desire to find the mysteries that can still astound
Through the gathering pressure
To still the heaving chest breathing
Gasping for something beyond air and reason
Bending the time beyond understanding
The creatures inhabiting both frightening and freezing
Like shadows within shadows
Movements unseen
As blood in vein boiling
The dangerous depths under this sea
Safer the shallows in the sun and the breezes
Happier thoughts under blue skies and ancient trees
Golden warm sands on the playful time beaches
But there you won't find the depths and the reasons
For what was and what is
The past's future beneath us
Waits undiscovered without trying
Without desire of understanding
And you'll never reach
Into the depths of me
...that's how octopus do.
