T: I'm creating the web pages I need in my car on paper as if that will change the fact I'm losing two hours here.

P: I can help with web stuff, you know?

T: You can't because it's in my back end. Only one can be in at a time.

P: I'm going to do my best to read that in the context of our current conversation....

P: Nope. Failing and giggling uncontrollably. Thank you.

T: LOL!