This Made Me Laugh

Funny blog article about WHY YOU SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC SIGN.

For Libra:

Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)

It’s not that you suck at relationships, it’s that everyone else sucks at relationships.

Seriously. You’re totally out of place in the cold-hearted world of modern dating. You genuinely care about people and want to form relationships with them. You’re not interested in commitment just for the sake of commitment, but it’s hard to find someone who isn’t scared off by wanting something real. You’ll stop sucking when everyone else wises up (or you find another Libra to get with).

I'm sorry. I had to laugh. I'm not sure if I've read anything based on my Zodiac sign before that is this fucking accurate.

People have a lot of sex in the cold months of winter... why haven't I met more Libras?

2 thoughts on “This Made Me Laugh

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    1. Always impressive when someone leaves a spam comment that is so mundane, and innocuous it gets past the filters.

      You’re going to use information about a sarcastic, humorous horoscope to further your requirements? You must not have very heavy requirements.

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